Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
FUCK WHALES
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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