How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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