Please, let me fuck your mom
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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