Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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