Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?