Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio