he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
