he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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