I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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