Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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