Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Sorry my hands just texted you
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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