You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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