I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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