Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
she told me i tasted like america
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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