Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
