Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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