Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
thus making me awesome and them whores
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
40s are totally the cure
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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