Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
