i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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