So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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