so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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