Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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