The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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