Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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