i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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