too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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