the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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