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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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