its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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