I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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