Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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