You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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