Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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