If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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