Non-Jews are for practice
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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