Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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