Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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