exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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