So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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