I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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