Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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