She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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