The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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