their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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