People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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