Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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