brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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