yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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