On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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