lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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