he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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