grandma shit on top of the toilet
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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