You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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