Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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