What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
my poor anus
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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