just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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