you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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