Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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